Customer Experience & Loyalty Strategies

Disney-inspired customer experience, retention, and loyalty strategies that

turn ordinary service businesses into unforgettable brands.

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You Can't Think Your Way to a Thriving Business on a Diet of News-Porn and Outrage

You Can't Think Your Way to a Thriving Business on a Diet of News-Porn and Outrageby: Vance MorrisPublished on: 14/04/2026

Most business owners are unknowingly destroying their most powerful asset; their thinking, with outrage cycles and gossip. Discover what proven entrepreneurs consume instead and why protecting your mental diet directly determines your profits.

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You Can't Think Your Way to a Thriving Business on a Diet of News-Porn and Outrage

"Botox" Killing Your Financial Advisory Authority

"Botox" Killing Your Financial Advisory Authorityby: Vance MorrisPublished on: 12/03/2026

Stop bleeding clients to the "Sea of Sameness." Discover how Systematic Magic™ and the Disney approach to experience engineering can build a titanium cage around your best wealth management clients.

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"Botox" Killing Your Financial Advisory Authority

What Ridiculous Wine Descriptions Teach Us About Customer Experience and Retention

What Ridiculous Wine Descriptions Teach Us About Customer Experience and Retentionby: Vance MorrisPublished on: 13/01/2026

What absurd wine descriptions teach us about customer experience and retention and why confusion, not price, drives customers away.

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What Ridiculous Wine Descriptions Teach Us About Customer Experience and Retention

The New York Times Buries Disney Under a Bucket of Paint!

The New York Times Buries Disney Under a Bucket of Paint!by: Vance MorrisPublished on: 17/12/2024

The New York Times erased Walt Disney from history... with paint.

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The New York Times Buries Disney Under a Bucket of Paint!

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Vance Morris

The ONLY Disney Experience & Direct Response Marketer, who actually worked at The Disney Company

Recommended Reading

  • Systematic Magic: 7 Magic Keys To Disnify Your Business CLICK HERE

  • The Experience Economy by Pine (it's a bit dated, but the lessons and strategies are pure gold pixie dust

  • Making the Magic: Customer Experience Boot Camp

  • The Most Unforgettable Event For Consultants & Coaches: CLICK HERE (a done-4-you boutique event at Walt Disney World)