Customer Experience & Loyalty Strategies

Disney-inspired customer experience, retention, and loyalty strategies that

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The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak That Exposes Exactly How You're Silently Losing Clients

The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak That Exposes Exactly How You're Silently Losing Clientsby: Vance MorrisPublished on: 19/07/2026

Taco Bell's lettuce outbreak sat undetected for two months before anyone got sick. Your service standards rot the same way. I call it Disservification, and it costs you clients who never once complained. Here's how to catch it before the outbreak.

Customer ExperienceCustomer Retention
The Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak That Exposes Exactly How You're Silently Losing Clients

Walmart Quietly Fired the Robots. What That Expensive Retreat Reveals About Customer Loyalty

Walmart Quietly Fired the Robots. What That Expensive Retreat Reveals About Customer Loyaltyby: Vance MorrisPublished on: 05/07/2026

Walmart, Target, and Dollar General are ripping out self-checkout. The real reason isn't theft, it's customer loyalty. Here's where your business hid its own self-checkout machine, and the four moves to rip it out this week.

Customer ExperienceCustomer Retention
Walmart Quietly Fired the Robots. What That Expensive Retreat Reveals About Customer Loyalty

The Heartbreaking Truth About Your Failing Customer Experience

The Heartbreaking Truth About Your Failing Customer Experienceby: Vance MorrisPublished on: 24/02/2026

Is Your Business Rotting? Stop the systematic failure killing your profits. Discover how Disney's "plussing" secret saved their bottom line and how you can engineer a titanium cage around your clients to command the highest fees in town.

Customer Keepin'Customer Experience
The Heartbreaking Truth About Your Failing Customer Experience

What Ridiculous Wine Descriptions Teach Us About Customer Experience and Retention

What Ridiculous Wine Descriptions Teach Us About Customer Experience and Retentionby: Vance MorrisPublished on: 13/01/2026

What absurd wine descriptions teach us about customer experience and retention and why confusion, not price, drives customers away.

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What Ridiculous Wine Descriptions Teach Us About Customer Experience and Retention

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Vance Morris

The ONLY Disney Experience & Direct Response Marketer, who actually worked at The Disney Company

Recommended Reading

  • Systematic Magic: 7 Magic Keys To Disnify Your Business CLICK HERE

  • The Experience Economy by Pine (it's a bit dated, but the lessons and strategies are pure gold pixie dust

  • Making the Magic: Customer Experience Boot Camp

  • The Most Unforgettable Event For Consultants & Coaches: CLICK HERE (a done-4-you boutique event at Walt Disney World)